These Teenie Weenies, complete with puny pubes and a sperm explosion, are sure arouse interest in your tasty cupcakes. These cute little dudes are measure three inches from tip to balls, but they will be the most exciting three inches you've had in a long time! They might be micro, but they are mighty! A rainbow of colors and fully customizable ensure your yummy treats will satisfy the eyes as well as the tummies.
Comes in a pack of 12 (one dozen).
Pre-assembled, just stick your dick into the cake.
Pubes may require fluffing and grooming due to shipping.
Sperm comes unattached, so you can choose to add it or leave it off.
Penis Color Options:
Black
Brown/Bronze
Gold
Rose Gold
Beige
Dark Pink
Pink
Coral Pink
Bubblegum Pink
Light Pink
White
Silver
Multi-Racial: Leave me a note with any color combo you want, even standard rainbow for pride parties!
Pube Color Options:
Black
Brown
Gold
Mocha
Beige
Rust
Dark Grey
Light Grey
Silver
Ivory
Soft Blonde
Bold Blonde
Multi-Racial
If you order the multi-racial option and do not leave us a note specifying colors, we will send one of each color. Same goes for pubes. Pubes and penises will not necessarily be matched as they are in the photos unless you specifically ask for us to make that happen (which we are happy to do!)
If you want six of one color and six of another, just leave us a note.
If you only want shades of brown, just leave us a note.
If you desire ombre pinks, just leave us a note.
Whatever color penises you crave, we can meet your needs - just leave us a note!
Environmental Considerations:
Toothpicks are pre-attached and made from bamboo (be careful, we're sharp!).
Arrives in protective biodegradable plastic.
Ships in paper envelope rather than plastic OR a reused plastic mailer (which you can reuse, too!).
Single-sided, but if you would like double-sided, message us and we'll get you all set!
