So you want to host an adult themed party.

Where do you start? What are your options? Is there a tasteful way to do this? Do you even want it to be that tasteful?

Don't worry, Dark Ideals is here to help! Below we have a "make your own XXX party" question map that will surely help you figure out how to host an adult themed party in style. Just follow below and you should have a solid idea of what to do by the end!

Question 1: What are you hosting your XXX party for?

a) bachelorette/bachelor party

b) birthday party

c) baby shower (yes, some people do adult baby showers!)

d) naughty holiday party

e) for fun!

Whatever your answer is above, we recommend using the tips & tricks below on deciding what decor to use, and what party games to implement! We will note, if you chose option (e), you may want to ensure the theme is appropriate. If you are throwing a work party for fun, you may want to check with HR before utilizing an adult theme for a party. Or, if you're throwing a graduation party for grandma after she got her masters in psychology, you might want to consider how she might take the idea of you throwing her an XXX party. That's just our suggestion though.

Question 2: What sort of XXX party are you looking for?

a) genitals & reproductive themes [picture A]

b) cannabis & related themes [picture B]

c) Fucks & other adult like attitude themes [picture C]

If you chose option A: please see below our next question so we may better assist you!

If you chose option B: please find the section labeled "Weed Parties!" below with suggested decor and party games!

If you chose option C: please find the section labeled "Fuck this Party" below with suggested decor and party games!

Question 3: [for reference to option a on our previous question] What sort of genitalia are you looking to use for your party?

a) vaginas!

b) penises!

c) sperm & uteruses!

d) all of it!

Depending on the option you choose, please refer to the appropriate section below in our "Genitals are Empowering" section of this blog post!

Genitals are Empowering!

Section 1: Vagina Party!

Vaginas are so magical. They bring pleasure, they birth human beings, and they come in all shapes & sizes! They're all so unique, and when it comes to celebrating them via party decorations we want to showcase that quality. So, let's talk vagina party decor!

We offer a tasteful selection of vagina themed party items, and each of them carries their own weight on why they should get to walk the red carpet at your next party. Regardless of what your party is for, all of these items are in style! You can click the photos to be directed to the product page if you see something you like ;)

Depending on the theme of your party, and what it's for, we suggest the following products to pair with your vagina themed items!

• 36 Inch Balloon Bouquet in White, Cream, and Peach/Beige

• Ombre Rosette Kit

• Set of 6 Poms | Custom Color Pom Kit

• Cranberry, Slate Grey, and Red Tassel Garland

• Bitch Confetti

• RIP Virginity | Dark Humor Banner

And of course, most of the items in our shop are fairly customizable, so if you see something else you would like to pair with your vagina decor, go ahead and reach out!

What about vagina themed or related games for the party?

Well, it all depends on the type of party you're throwing, but some fun naughty game suggestions can be found below. 

The Hot Seat Game

This game is super simple to play. You put the lady of honor if a chair in the center of the room, and ask her the most uncomfortably spicy questions you can muster. There is no spicy topic off limits, and the point of the game is to keep the spotlight on you person of the night, while ensuring everyone has a good time -- and maybe gets a little perplexed at the answers behind some of the questions asked!

Strip Poker

An oldie, but a goodie! If you've never played strip poker before, we highly recommend! Though it can be even more naughty with a co-ed audience, it can be plenty of fun with a group of gals trying to have fun at their vag themed bachelorette party too. Choose your poker game of choice, and place your bets! May the person with the best poker face remain fully clothed! Oh, and don't forget the wine to pair with this game, if you're an alcohol positive group.

Naughty Pictionary

It's exactly what it sounds like! Pictionary, but a naughty edition where what you're drawing is more XXX rated. You'll definitely find out fast who knows what a penis really looks like when playing this game!

Kinky Bingo!

Yes, we said it -- Kinky Bingo! Put together a bingo card of sexy things (whether it be things you've already done, things you need to do at the party, or thing you wish you've done) and play some kinky bingo with your friends. Whomever wins gets to keep the drawings from Naughty Pictionary ;)

Never Have I Ever

Not really vagina themed, but can have a vagina twist to it if you play the game within the theme of the party! If you're unfamiliar with the game, you simply say "never have I ever" and insert something you have never done (pun intended). Then anyone who has done that forfeits one of their... whatever you're playing with. Clothes, pennies, fruit snacks - you're gambling chips are up to your digression. 

These are just SOME of the possibilities of fun games you could play at your party themed out with vaginas! There are endless ideas out there, so if these aren't your forte, go check out Pinterest.

Section 2: Penis Party!

Are you tired of having to use bananas as symbolism for penises? Good thing our decor is imagery of actual penises, and not just banners full of bananas! So, your penis party will be huge in style and smooth in theme.

We have a fairly large selection of penis products in our library. If you see anything you like, click on the dick pic and it will show you our product page for it! Sorry, we known unsolicited dick pics aren't very sexy, but we would like to think ours are quite tasteful.

That's a lot of penises, right? And we are always coming out with more content. No pulling out of our brainstorming sessions on these product lines! [Note: we advocate safe sex! Please ejaculate responsibly].

Would you like a tassel garland to pair with your penis party? Might we suggest our Coral, Peach, Ivory, Mocha, and Rose Gold Tassel Garland? You can customize the colors, of course!

As for penis themed party games?

Check out our list below!

Pin the Penis!

It's like pin the tail on the donkey, but instead you're pinning a penis on a man! 

Penis Memory

Do you remember playing the game memory as a child? Well, take it to a new level with an adult twist and play penis memory. Can you find all the matching penises?

Hap-penis Bingo

Play a fun adult version of bingo where all the spots you need to fill are pictures of penises! How you choose to play this naughty game is up to you, but we sure think it's a hoot to play at parties!

Ring Toss - Penis Edition

How many rings can you fit on a cock? Seriously! Let us know! This fun game is ring toss for adults, where you're trying to toss rings (or maybe Dark Ideals vaginas?) onto homemade penises! What could be more fun than this?

Guess Who

[Graphic - like all these other games!] Take photos of penises, whether they're your fav porn stars or friends (with consent!!) and see who can guess who the penis belongs too! 

These are just some ideas, plus you can utilize party games from the vagina section as well! Mix and match your party games for your adult pleasure. ;)

Section 3: Sperm & Uterus Decor!

Sperm chases the egg right? Well you can have these wonderful bodily icons do whatever you feel at your sperm & uterus party! Check out our sperm & uterus decor below! Plus, we linked some fun party supplies that might match below.

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Party matches:

• Set of 6 Pink Poms
• 36" Clear Balloons
• Sage, Light Pink, Dark Pink, & White Tassel Garland
• Fuck Confetti

Section 4: Throw it all together in 1 big event!

Take all the wonderful decor you just saw from our genital themed parties and throw them into one big party event! How fun would it be to have penises, vaginas, sperm, and uteri hanging on the wall, scattered on the table, and topping your desserts? We think it would be quite nifty!

Whatever adult themed party you're throwing, we're supplying your party decor needs as fast as our shipping carriers can bring it!

Weed Parties!

Welcome to the section entirely dedicated to marijuana and beer! We are 420 friendly, and we enjoy ourselves a nice drink under the moonlight while we look for creatures of the darkness.

Check out our weed & beer decor below!

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As for party games, get it on with these neat ideas!

DISCLAIMER: these games are meant for locations where 420 is legal. These games are also meant for those who are 21 plus. In addition, do not pressure anyone into playing these games as they can (and likely will) alter your mental state. If you hit a point where you are getting too high/drunk, please stop. If someone has a bad reaction during your party, please ensure they get the proper medical attention. Dark Ideals puts safety before all else. Please be advised.

420 Theater

Remember the drinking game? (You could play that at your party too!). Well, that game just got higher with the addition of Mary Jane! Pick a 420 friendly movie, and anytime someone mentions marijuana or references it some other way, take a puff.   

Musical Joint

Put on a song that repeats a phrase multiple times. Every time that line hits, everyone trade blunts and take a hit!

Cannabis Categories

Categories is one of those games that anyone can play. It just happens to work well with weed.

1. Get everyone to sit in a circle (or a vague, circle-like amoeba).
2. Pick a category and a letter. For example, "Movies that start with 'w'."
3. The first person to miss takes a hit.
4. The second person to miss takes two hits.
5. After two misses, the next person in the circle picks a new category and letter.

[game credit: found on karingkind.com]

Drinking Roulette

Assign different colors and/or numbers on a roulette wheel to different alcohols (or different beers). The play roulette! Drink the corresponding alcohol to whatever it lands on!

Never Have I Ever: Beer Edition

We hope you know how to play Never Have I Ever, but if you don't, here's the summary. You think of something you have never done, and you say "never have I ever" and say that thing. Everyone who HAS done that, take a sip of their beer.

Fuck this Party

Have you ever thought "my last fuck just flew away"? Well, let's give it a good send off with these fuck related party ideas!

We have some fun decorations that could pair well with your "fuck this" attitude for your next party! See below!

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Just call these items our "fuck it all" confetti line! Any of these items will pair well with whatever color scheme you'd like (we can change the colors of these items), and will look fuck-tastic with tassels, balloons, and more!

That certainly was a LOT of adult content. If you enjoyed any of these themes, go ahead and head over to the XXX section of our shop and piece together your next adult party!

If you don't see something you'd like of XXX rating that you would like to use for a party, reach out! Let's chat and get you satisfied with your adult party needs! ;)